Despite its provocative name, this 12-minute skit contains no nudity, no gambling, and zero inappropriate conduct. Instead, it’s a deadpan, military-grade tutorial on de-escalation through game theory — where “strip” refers to stripping away tactical gear, rank badges, and ego.

However, I understand you may be looking for a on Rock Paper Scissors in a police-training or comedy context — without explicit adult content.

So next time you face a tough decision — don’t draw your weapon. Draw rock. Or paper. And always keep your scissors holstered. Disclaimer: This article is a satirical interpretation. No actual police training involves stripping games. Always follow real de-escalation protocols.

His sergeant dared him to prove it. The result? A low-budget, high-commitment instructional parody where two officers, “Officer Stone” and “Officer Paper,” settle jurisdictional disputes using RPS.