A webcam prompt opens. The game takes a photo of you. Cut to black. The game uninstalls itself.
The Hen Neko knows your name now.
This is not a bug. It is the thesis.
No music. Just purring. Then silence. Reject all truths. Smash the Hen Neko with a chair from the kitchen. The game crashes to desktop. When you relaunch it, the title screen is different: "Sleeping Cousin" is crossed out. In its place: "Your Name Here." Sleeping Cousin -Final- -Hen Neko-