[Intro] D (spoken) [Verse] D - G - D - A [Chorus] G - A - D - Bm - G - A - D [Bridge] Bm - F# - G - D - A [Solo] D - G - D - A (x2) [Outro] D (spoken, then one final D chord) The internet is filled with half-correct tabs. For a song as quirky and specific as "Joyce the Librarian," playing the wrong chord or missing a "Shhhh" ruins the joke.
Joyce... let's go to the periodicals room. We can look at microfiche... Just you and me... SHHHHHH!
SHHHHH! This is a library! No talking!