Sarah says she spent the first 10 minutes laughing, the next 10 minutes pleading into the emergency phone, and the final 15 minutes doing a complex internal calculus involving whether her designer shoes were waterproof. When the fire department finally pried the doors open, she was sitting in the corner, having sacrificed her reusable grocery bag to the cause.
She lay in the tub, staring at the ceiling, as the smart toilet chirped: "Cycle complete." funny pee stories
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Do not read this article while drinking coffee, stuck in traffic, or recovering from a C-section. You have been warned. Chapter 1: The "I’m An Adult, I Swear" Category The Elevator of Shame My friend Sarah, a 34-year-old lawyer, swears she has never been more humiliated than during the "Great Elevator Incident of 2019." She was returning to her 15th-floor apartment after a three-margarita lunch. As the doors closed, a maintenance man propped the door open and hung an “Out of Service” sign. Share it in the comments