So skip the card. Cancel the cake. Book the table. This year, Mom doesn’t just get a gift. She gets an exclusive lifestyle premiere .
But consider the alternative: A $150 dinner where Mom cooks half the meal, a $60 cake she feels guilty eating, and a $20 card she will recycle.
Send a physical, wax-sealed letter. It reads: “Dear Mom, On your birthday, the world stops. A Bettie therapist will arrive at 2:00 PM. Your only job is to exist.”
So skip the card. Cancel the cake. Book the table. This year, Mom doesn’t just get a gift. She gets an exclusive lifestyle premiere .
But consider the alternative: A $150 dinner where Mom cooks half the meal, a $60 cake she feels guilty eating, and a $20 card she will recycle.
Send a physical, wax-sealed letter. It reads: “Dear Mom, On your birthday, the world stops. A Bettie therapist will arrive at 2:00 PM. Your only job is to exist.”
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